A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
Okay well obviously one of us is going to have to go home and change
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
HGLSOAPOB: hot guy lounging suggestively on a pile of books
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself